{"product_id":"epsie-rule-of-thumb-12","title":"Epsie - Rule Of Thumb (12\")","description":"\u003cp\u003eDutch upstart Epsie pulls a rabbit, or maybe a Roland, from the hat with Rule of Thumb, a\u003cbr\u003edebut EP that’s as wobbly and wide-eyed as a warehouse party at the early morning\u003cbr\u003ehours. It’s a small marvel of mangled synth wizardry and chopped-to-hell drum patterns\u003cbr\u003ethat somehow stay locked tighter than your last three-day weekend. There’s a charming\u003cbr\u003emessiness to it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e“Fedde” kicks things off with a percussive punch to the frontal lobe, big-room bravado\u003cbr\u003elaced with a subtle wink. “Electric” takes a left turn down acid alley, tripping over a\u003cbr\u003ebroken beat and landing in a puddle of molten 303 line. But nothing here feels tacked on\u003cbr\u003eor stitched together post-hangover; it’s all curiously cohesive, like chapters in a fever\u003cbr\u003edream authored by a bedroom producer with a dusty sequencer and an interstellar\u003cbr\u003eagenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eNostalgic without being derivative, danceable without chasing a trend, Rule of Thumb is\u003cbr\u003efit for all forms of dancing, and the roof tops that dare to hold it.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc; line-break: anywhere; word-break: normal; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif; font-weight: 100;\"\u003e\n\u003ca style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" title=\"Liquid Earth\" href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/liquidearthmusic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eLiquid Earth\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" title=\"Epsie's Rule of Thumb - Squid Recordings (SR006)\" href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/liquidearthmusic\/epsies-rule-of-thumb-squid-recordings-sr006\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eEpsie's Rule of Thumb - Squid Recordings (SR006)\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\"\u0026gt;link\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Epsie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55804371403096,"sku":null,"price":16.49,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0259\/9403\/5259\/files\/a133482336810.jpg?v=1758731203","url":"https:\/\/3345.nl\/nl\/products\/epsie-rule-of-thumb-12","provider":"3345 Record Store The Hague","version":"1.0","type":"link"}